I don't know...
Is it just my imagination?
No...
This is the real deal.
I have to...
...take a dump!
Poop's in Heaven, So Come, Student Council
Out of Order
In Use
One's being used, one can't be used... Damn!
Had to be a time like this... All I can do...
...is wait.
Hello?! Are you almost done?!
Are you wiping now?
I don't get the sense that you're about to come out at all...
Come on, it can't be that backed up, can it?!
Or if it is backed up, get out and try again later!
Complicated, huh? Jeez, just gave myself a tsukkomi...
I can't hold on!
Huh? Suddenly, I don't have to go anymore.
My tummy's fixed!
My body feels so light!
Look at me! See how I can move?!
I don't wanna poop one bit!
It feels like I'll never have to go again for the rest of my life! Hey!
See ya. I don't need you anymore.
Goodbye. Adios, poo.
After coming back here, I suddenly need to go again!
What was that fake sense of relief, dammit?!
And making matters worse, Himeko came by...
Hey, Bossun...
What's wrong? Why are you makin' that goofy face? Does your tummy hurt or something?
I-I don't have to make even one millimeter of poo! Nope, no poop for me!
No reason for me to hide it, but it's kinda embarrassing!
So, anyway...
Nakatani-san from class A said her hobby is donating blood.
I totally respect her.
Huh...
Can't hang on! Wanna do it! Wanna take a dump! Take a huge dump! Go poop! Wanna poop!
Try going to the bathroom again? Nah, I'll just go home!
We got no requests and there's no reason for me to be here all day!
Good Idea
Yeah, that's a good idea!
Well, I think I'm gonna...
So there's somethin' I wanna ask you to do.
I'd like you to draw a picture here.
A picture. Of fish.
Fish?
For a birthday present! It's a great idea, right?
Whose birthday is it?!
Nakatani-san from class A.
Who is this Nakatani-san from class A that you keep bringing up?!
Anyway, sit down.
Nah... I was just about to... go home...
I want you to draw a ton of fish here.
She totally loves fish, y'know? I'm sure she'll be thrilled with this!
But don't you think it'll be meaningless unless you draw it yourself, Himeko?
When did Switch get here?!
I'd draw it if I could! In fact, I already took a crack at it.
Granted, that doesn't look anything like a school of fish. Well, do your best, Bossun.
It's subsided!
Please! If you draw 'em, I'll color 'em!
Ah, why not? My stomach's settled down again...
Actually, I don't have to crap at all.
Fine, I'll draw 'em for you!
I-I wanna poop!
No good! I thought I was okay, but five minutes later, it reverses on me!
"I wanna poop!" "I don't wanna poop!" I'm like a puppet on a string, controlled by waves of feces!
Now those are fish! You're really good, Bossun!
I wanna go home!
B-But there's still all this white space! I agreed to draw it, so I gotta do it to the end!
Dammit!
What's sadder than having to draw a school of fish
while tryin' to keep from crapping your pants?!
The bottom half is pretty sloppy...
W-Well, that's what I imagined.
And in the first place, if you can't draw it, don't give it as a present!
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
Well, I'm goin' home.
Thanks, Bossun!
What an ordeal...
But I got through it! I drew fish even while wanting to take a dump!
My body's already gotten used to this "wanna crap" mode.
I got this bad habit of talkin' to myself when I'm in a pinch...
I made it to the crapper! Yahoo!
I can poop at last! I can defecate to my heart's content!
Gonna make some poo! What am I saying?!
Dante! So you were in there?! Whatever...
Yeah?!
W-What?
That pause is too long! Hurry up and talk!
Muddy Stream Stoppage.
No idea what that means! Why did he have to stop me, of all people?!
No, wait a second. "Stoppage" must mean it's stopped up...
And "Muddy Stream" means... sewage?!
He clogged the toilet!
Out of Order
Asshole, what the hell did you flush?!
Humiliation, My Heart.
Shut up!
I made it out of there, anyway, but...
My stomach's settled! Lucky!
What just happened?!
It was under control, but a stimulus from outside is making it...
Reverse!
Sorry! Bossun, are you okay?!
Yeah, it was nothin'!
Would you give our ball back?
Yeah...
What's wrong? You threw that weird.
I don't know what's up, but... hang in there!
Y-Yeah, I'll hang in there...
Will I be able to hold on 'til I get home?
Are you alright? Can I have faith in you, my sphincter?
The way I'm walkin', probably looks like I'm in a race.
Nope, got no time for that.
And it's back! I'm gettin' hit by another big wave!
A convenience store! Yes! Nice convenience store! You can always count on convenience stores!
Excuse me, please let me use the bathroom.
No way! Who robs a place in the afternoon?!
You rob at night! You play ero games at dawn!
Bossun!
Help us! This is totally yabas!
What? Why are you doing this here? I'm in a desperate situation myself...
S-Shut your mouth! Don't make any noise!
What the hell are you doing?! Use some common sense!
At a time like this...
Now, while we have the chance...
The police!
What's this?! Armed robbery?!
The real thing!
Actually, I, um...
I came in here, hoping to use the toilet,
and there was this holdup going on...
Um, so can I use the toilet?
We're inspecting the washroom right now, so you can't go in.
Thank you, Bossun! That was totally yabas!
Hey, Yabasawa-san, stop it! My tummy's yabas!
Awesome job, Bossun!
What is it today?
Every time I try to use the can, somebody blocks me. But I'm almost home!
And paradise is waiting for me!
Oh, but there's a gas station before that. I could use their toilet...
What should I do? Go here...?
No!
After comin' all this way, I'm going at home!
I'll be set free on the most calming toilet in the world!
Maybe people would think I'm being silly...
But after holding it in this long, I got pride!
The one line I'd hate to say right now is, "Please let me use your toilet"!
100 meters to my house... I can do it!
At this distance, I'll make it with plenty of time!
I'll play this "barely make it back home" game!
50 meters left! 40 meters! 30! 20!
Almost there!
Nice, elevator! Right at the first floor! Get in the elevator!
Almost at the goal! Almost at the goal...
...but the poo is about to burst out of my face, too...
The challenge is making it to the front door... And to win this game...
...I gotta prepare for it beforehand! I'm talkin' about my belt and key!
Take off my belt so I can get right to the pot...
And this is vital! Takin' my key out before I get there!
The most crucial stage is unlocking the door, when my nervousness hits its peak!
If I just dillydally here, I'll be out on the first try... It's gone!
My key's not in my pocket!
I see. After drawing those fish, I put my key in the pencil case on the desk!
Why the hell did I put it in my pencil case?!
W-W-W-What should I do?!
Open my bag in front of the door and rummage around for the key?!
No, no, no! It's possible that Rumi is home by now!
It'll be faster if she lets me in from the inside! Yeah! First, I'll ring the bell!
Yeah, good idea, ring-ring!
Please, Rumi! Your big bro's at the end of his rope!
Coming!
That was fast! Did you happen to be by the door? Well done, Rumi!
Who are you?!
Crap! I hit the wrong button! We're the floor below this one!
T-The police!
Wait!
You can call 'em! Call whoever you want!
Only let me borrow your toilet...
Thanks, sphincter! You were a real trooper! Good job!
Teen Foils Robbery! Scolds Armed Robber! Buys Time for Police to be Called!
You really are a formidable opponent, Fujisaki!
Hey, Tsubaki. What's wrong?
The meeting's about to start.
Right.
Our first order of business...
As Michiru and I are finally stepping down,
Tsubaki thought of making a poster to advertise the open Student Council positions.
I agree!
I think it's better to use a lot of drawings to explain rather than stiff sentences.
We should do it like manga.
But who among us can draw manga?
It'll turn out the same no matter who does it, so let's draw lots to decide!
Agata Michiru Mimorin Daisey
Wait a minute! Why isn't my name up there, when I'm the one who thought of it?!
After all, you have no sense for manga.
President!
And so...
That was a flashback?
Whew! I was afraid the art was gonna stay like that to the end!
So in the end, you were too ashamed to stick around there.
I'll make a great poster!
...you said, then came to throw yourself on your big brother's mercy, right?
Fujisaki, you're good at stuff like this, right?
Would you help me make a poster that's good enough to be looked at-nyan?
He said "nyan"!
He's so high strung that the cat language has come back, despite taking the antidote.
Forget it.
Why should I do that for the Student Council?! Do it yourself!
So I want-nya it to have this.
Are you listening to me?!
In-nya the manga, a boy is interested in-nya the Student Council,
so he learns about the work involved,
then saves a girl from a delinquent.
So this is the main character.
Sorry. Tell me the story one more time...
Sure.
In-nya the manga, a boy is interested in-nya the Student Council,
so he learns about the work involved,
then saves a girl from a delinquent.
And the main character is...
Right here.
Um... This manga is supposed to get people interested in joining Student Council, right?
That's right-nya.
And this is...
Saint Kain-kun, a boy who's always admired the Student Council.
Problem with it-nya?
No, putting the name aside...
Is that a human? Robot? A local mascot?
Kain-kun is no robot! He's human-nya!
Let's say he's a human with superhuman-nya powers!
Why?! You should go with a normal person! In fact, I think he's gotta be normal for this!
To capture readers' attention from the start,
even if readers identify with the character, he has to have a strong personality.
Oh, like you know!
And what are these things he's got sticking out? Ears?
Kain Ears!
Kain-kun-nya never misses the cries of students who are in trouble!
Help me!
I don't care!
Do you need that in there?!
Then is this an ear too? Why does he have three of 'em?!
Don't panic. That's the Kain Anten-nya.
It picks up the thoughts of students who are in trouble.
Help me...
That's the same thing! It does the same thing as Kain Ear!
Incidentally, about Kain Eyes...
Shouldn't have said anything...
They can find any wrongdoing.
Don't underestimate them just because they're shoe-button-nya eyes!
I ain't underestimating 'em! I don't know about 'em and moreover don't care!
Kain-kun joins the Student Council and does an outstanding job with his superhuman powers!
He becomes really popular as a hero for justice!
I think you got off track here...
You're tryin' to get people interested in Student Council,
but a hero's got nothin' to do with it!
Bossun, Bossun...
Maybe that's Tsubaki's image of the Student Council.
He thinks of 'em as being heroes that keep peace at the Academy.
Is this guy for real?
With that kind of thinking, he sure is your little brother.
Don't group me with him!
And so, following an example, I split two pages into panels,
and tried making a manga...
Is this guy for real?
Attaboy...
However, it turned out really amateurish...
Well, naturally. You are an amateur. Don't be so down on yourself.
Fujisaki...
I want you to somehow improve the quality in the touching-up stage.
"Let's Join Student Council!" I'm Saint Kain!
I used magic marker to draw Kain-kun.
All the rest is in-nya pencil, so fiddle with the backgrounds and stuff as you see fit.
This isn't interesting at all...
We could pick the whole thing apart...
I don't think this guy's ever read manga in his life.
I-I don't mind-nya if you mess with the story a little, as long as it basically stays the same-nya.
What is that, tsundere?!
Well, I'm going to see Chuuma-sensei about becoming 100% human again.
Go on, go on! Next time, turn into a dog!
There's no way-nya!
Well, guess we might as well get started...
The leftovers from the time you were Roman's assistant...
We only have one jar of correction fluid, so we better use it carefully.
Himeko, you better not spill it!
I ain't gonna spill it!
Alright. Starting with the first panel...
"Let's Join Student Council!" I'm Saint Kain!
I'm gonna make this flimsy school in the background three-dimensional.
Have to get the perspective right.
Eye level will be about his chest, a two-point perspective with the vanishing point around here...
What language is he speaking?
Something like this...
Damn, that's good! Who the hell is this guy?!
That's our Bossun!
Next time, draw my face, man!
Alright, on to the inking...
Ignored by an insect! Ticks me off... Oh, the ink's right here...
I spilled the correction fluid!
Now what are we gonna do?! You whited-out Kain-kun! You know, you're really a...
Shut up!
Alright. It's dried, but now what?
The first panel has been completely erased. And now we're out of correction fluid.
If we make even one mistake now, we can't fix it.
Although it seems that once the fluid dries, we can draw over it in ink.
We'll be able to bring the erased Kain-kun back by redrawing him.
Yeah! Switch, you're a genius! Alright, I'll get on that now...
Wait a sec, Bossun! It'll look too good if you draw it. It won't match Tsubaki's drawings.
Well, what do you want me to do?!
Switch, you draw about as well as Tsubaki, right? You should draw it!
Leave it to me!
There he goes...
It went back a bit.
He got into it!
I'm Saint Kain!
The face is wrong!
You're not supposed to draw whatever you want! I told you we're out of correction fluid!
What are we gonna do with this?! We can't fix it now!
I got it!
The face is different in the first and second panels...
In that case, all we have to do is change the faces from the second panel on!
Draw a circle around the black dots to give it big eyes and add a bean-like nose...
We make every panel like that!
Are you sure? That totally changes the Kain Eyes!
Here's the finishing touch!
My Kain Ears are picking something up!
A delinquent is harassing a student!
Help me!
Hold on! I'm coming!
It's my duty to save students who are in trouble!
How wonderful! Is he with the Student Council?!
What's with this manga?!
They had even more troubles...
The page is smudged!
What?!
Right here!
When I touched it, there must have been ink on my fingers...
What the hell are you doin', stupid four-eyes?!
No, it'll be okay. Let's turn it into a crow!
That's our Bossun!
Brilliant! The silhouette of a crow in front of the sun! Cool!
Uh-oh. I smudged it, too...
A crow! There's another crow over there!
That would be unnatural.
I'll make it into blood!
I guess anything goes, huh?
A crow flies in, the guy learns about Student Council duties,
and then blood suddenly spurts from his head...
None of that stuff connects!
What the hell is this panel?!
All this blah-blah explaining stuff is boring as hell!
Nobody's gonna read that!
That balloon and the words are all written in pencil! Let's wipe it out with an eraser!
Isn't this becoming more and more stupefying?
Alright! I'll make it so the crow attacked Kain-kun's head!
Yeah! Now that makes sense! That would explain the bleeding!
But from the force of that attack, he'd be hurt more than this!
So it doesn't really connect well there...
Alright! I'll put in more blood!
Yeah! There you go! That's how much he'd be bleeding!
But that doesn't match up with the next bit with the delinquent!
Let's go with blood! He's just gotta be spurting blood! Right?
And so, they continued working.
In the end, the manga that Tsubaki Sasuke drew was posted, in a greatly altered form.
I'm Saint Kain!
I've always admired the Student Council. I'd love to join!
Ah! A crow!
S-Somebody, help me!
Ah! That's Crow Claw, Master of Crows!
G-Gotta get away! Or else I'll be killed!
Argh! That pisses me off! I'll just clobber some random guy!
Aaah! Hiroshi-kun!
What do you think you're doing?! Suddenly punching someone you don't even know!
Shut up, ya bitch! I just did what came natural!
'Cause I'm in the Student Council!
If you read this manga and are interested in the Student Council, please become a candidate for a new member. We're waiting for you! The Student Council
Join the Student Council!
Wan-derful!
Huh?! Now he's become an obedient dog!
What happened?!
I dunno-nya!
Let's go! In next time's...
Sket Dance!
Shit! Why did this have to happen today, my last day?!
And I wanted to tell Michiru "good job",
and Tsubaki, Mimorin, and Daisey "keep doing your best"...
Ah, well, this is the kind of president I was, so I guess it can't be helped.
Dammit!
Next time: "The Last Day of the President".
I'm leaving the rest in your hands!
We don't need you to tell us that.
The sky is bright red today...